| Ahahah. I just wrote a post about the worst trip to Super Target ever. And then I was like dude you really need to get out. Deleted! Sooo I went to a friends, got tore up and broke her table. ... Or I didn't... uh.. God dammit I can't even come up with a good fake thing that I did.
For some reason lately I've been swearing more. And I'm all like fucking every other god damn word I say is a cunt. I mean vulger. Not really that bad. But I'm like stop that.
And I suppose I will be in San Fransico tomorrow. Or something. And I was told to get used to going to the gym. Hm. I probably wouldn't have to go if I broke my own legs... She'd probably still go if her legs were broken. Crazy bitch.
inflammable means flammable?! what a country!
| Damn. AIM why did I sign on? You give me a headache. I like totally haven't done like anything productive today. Not really. And I haven't smoked in over a week. Damn. Idle hands spend time at the genitals and you know how much god hates that.
Directed at someone in particular. YOUR MOM!
no tenga miedo I’m your papí
take your chones y los manden a mí
| Wooo. Man. I totally woke up this morning and I'm like ... oh noes! What did I do last night? Vodka you rascal. And I'm like why am I not wearing pants. But I turned over and there was Peanut beside me and I'm like ooo ho ho. Well I wasn't not wearing pants. That may or may not be a true story. Then I was like man I need some McDonalds. But the lady was all like oh noes we're not serving lunch yet! N00b! and I'm all like zomg! u sux0rz! And then I waited like 7 minutes and got me my mcnuggets. Totally still drunk. And then I went back to sleep. Until like 6. I found a cherry in my purse. I dunno why.
and i'm too scared to live tonight
too damn bare to shed my plight
please tell me i'm not wanted
please tell me i'm not
and now i know
and we will see Current Mood: groggy
| Man someone else used my book today. No big deal I'm not paying for the class and they didn't have enough. But this was a book I brought myself from a previous class. And written all in so it already has all the notes and answers. They're like that's ok. I'm like whatever and then like a couple minutes pass by and I'm like what else did I write in that... I know I did some doodles of like skulls and robots but I haven't looked in the book for like a month. Hopefully I didn't draw boobies. ... ... What?! They help me learn.
Now I'm going to leave this place of learning and go build a fort out of the bed. And maybe have a Hot Pocket. Zang.
| You don't need a machine to make a rainbow. Rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets.
Now to have a cigarette.
don't take offence to anything i say
i tried so hard to keep you coming back my way
but you don't know that and i'm the one to blame for it
i'm saving myself the trouble in the end
i'm the one to blame for this
yes i'm the one to blame
best known for failure
best known for giving up
| I was at Khol's yesterday. There was a manequin on display that was in a wheel chair. Now I've never seen the 80's movie but I think I might be tempted to if it was that manequin that came to life. Poor disabled manequin. They need to come to life and find love too. Of the physical kind. All right *thrust*
"MORGANTOWN, W.Va. -- A Pennsylvania man injured when a portable toilet exploded is suing a general contractor and a coal company for negligence.
John Jenkins, 53, and his wife, Ramona Jenkins, of Brave, Pa., filed the lawsuit in Monongalia County Circuit Court in Morgantown on Tuesday.
They are suing Chisler Inc., a general contractor from Fairview, and Eastern Associated Coal for $10 million.
The explosion occurred July 13, 2004, at Parrish Shaft in Blacksville.
Jenkins is a North West Fuels Development methane power plant operator.
He entered a portable toilet, sat down and tried to light a cigarette. When he struck the lighter, the toilet exploded.
The lawsuit says the cigarette ignited methane gas leaking from a pipe underneath the unit.
Eastern Associated Coal owns the property where the explosion occurred.
Jenkins alleges Chisler ran over the pipelines with heavy equipment before the incident, causing the methane gas leak.
Jenkins had severe burns on his face, neck, arms, torso and legs. The lawsuit says he is permanently disfigured."
... tee hee. Potty.
I'm just tired of these people and this place. And these days that never end.
is it worth the pain
is it worth the wait
did you know that i once said
that i can't change the road that i was led
and can't find better friends
forever more and lived forever in a day. Current Mood: listless
| Oh man I was such a dork. No more old posts!
i go through life without a care
with my two fists of iron and i'm going nowhere Current Mood: sleepy